About Us

"See a need, fill a need."  That's us.


Tech needs his porn.  Ed needs to practice Japanese.  Dask needs nothing, but likes feeling needed.  Kraut needs to be Kraut invading Poland and designing BMW's and Mercedes Benz is/was fired.  Scripted needs to stop sharpening her machete.  Darko needs to pull another muscle doing pull ups.  Noel needs to fix her shit.  Lyon needs a new mattress.  And you guys need your translations.


We're basically a group of guys with nothing better to do, who enjoy messing around with one another, and like fighting like a bunch of retards.  We're not exactly sure HOW we're staying together, but the chemistry seems to be working.

That said, we like to personalize our works by interacting with readers in our translator notes - and in this site, too!  You don't have to read what we say (screw you), but if you do and you get to know us and our characters better, feel free to talk with us - we don't bite (hard).




~ the gTeam